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I know this is not a person but I implore the tcb team to let this happen.
Now this beige fuckery. I’m sorry, I need a moment. Okay. This show is so fucking beige that it goes all the round to being a fucking mauve or some shit then settles on beige again. I wish, I fucking wish this show had an excuse for existing but there is none.
A Chord Overstreet fan once described Glee as, “actually doing pretty well on having racially diverse characters” which is the biggest crock of bullshit I’m even offended writing it. The beigeness is so strong as this show tries to come off as inoffensive it smacks you in the face with offensiveness. It tries really hard to tout the outcast image and assimilating them into normal!!!1 people’s lives that it’s overbearing. What’s that? Oh, I’m sorry I can’t hear you over all of the autotune. Not to mention Matthew Morrison’s submission for best rap solo in “Gold Digger” which, yes, I will let you bask in that reveal.
This show is one big LOL WHITE PEOPLE gif waiting to happen that hired a couple of people of color to make their show seem more authentic and family friendly so people could be tricked but you don’t fool me, Glee. You do not fool me.
Classification: Camel with little drops of chartreuse to make it seem special
"It’s really weird but my parents used to tell me I could do anything I wanted to. I used to say, ‘Well, what if I want to be an astronaut and go to the moon?’ and my dad used to say, ‘If you really want to you can’. I used to think he was talking absolute rubbish, particularly when I was 21 and he was still saying that. But in a way it really stuck with me cos my dad ended up doing exactly what he wanted to do. To an outside point of view he’s totally conformed, he’s had a family and four kids but he’s only ever done things that made him genuinely happy. He jacked in his job cos it made him unhappy and he didn’t want to compromise his entire life just for the sake of carrying it through. It’s very admirable, that quality, and I think it’s very rare in people. Most people feel so conditioned, so oppressed by everything that goes on around them that they just give in. You have to refuse to give in."
— Robert Smith (via screamedatthemakebelieve)
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Why He’s Hot:
- Behold the magnificent and incomparable Ralph Fiennes. No one else can ever come close to his calibre. If he were a religion, we would gladly submit ourselves as sacrifice because he is simply divine.
- The name alone is phonographic perfection: /ˈreɪf ˈfaɪnz/… attesting to a famed nobility and cultured upbringing. He’s a philanthropist. He loves to read. He adores the theatre. And his voice is so tantalizing; did you say your panties flew?
- The best-endowed part of his body? His eyes. Handsome, intense mirrors of varying passion and subtlety then and now. And he’s maintained his physique like a well-oiled machine. Who wouldn’t give to devour a delectable English muffin, from bed to breakfast…
- He’s one of the greatest chameleons to ever grace the stage and screen, taking on roles as diverse as good and evil with beauty and depth. Is there any act he can’t stimulate? He might as well appear as a tree and still hoard a collective orgasm.
- (Sexual) Magnetism. Can you stand within sight of this man and not fancy the thought of turning a flirt into a fuck? Compounded with his disarmingly enigmatic personality and penchant for privacy, to be with this sexy beast of a genius is the sweetest surrender.
{submission}
