January 2012
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Personal Boringness About New Years
People I know are going to read this but I don’t care.
2011 has been simultaneously an elongation of one of the best and became one of the worst years of my life. I’ve learned a lot about myself, life, love, humanity and just the whole fucking world this year and none of it was good. I had my heart broken for the first time, hopefully the last but let’s face it , it’ll...
December 2011
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“I’d love to believe in something. But I can’t. I won’t. Really, we’re just...”
– David Bowie (via dead-and-cynical)
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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“Why is there so much self-denigration and envy? Because every woman somehow...”
– Nancy Etcoff, Survival of the Prettiest (via grrrlstudies)
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“I got married in 1966 and Paul was my best man. He cancelled his holiday to do...”
– George Harrison (via awkwardgeorge)
Trying to converse with adults:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Hi. Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE? HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS? DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE? DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS? YOU SHOULD GET A JOB. I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING. GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
I wish adults said eh wot
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Personal boringness alert
I really wish I had some way to express myself artistically, like being able to paint or draw or write music or write poetry etc. There are moments ,that everyone has, where words just aren’t enough or you can’t talk to anyone for whatever reason and that is where this ability really comes into handy.
I also feel like i’ve probably annoyed all my friends talking about the same...
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