December 2010
A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
justyvonne:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
How i always think i'll spend my new years:
dingdongcowbell:
How i’ll ACTUALLY spend it :
New Year's Resolutions
thateventuality:
So true every year. <3
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh...
raspberrypie-:
letsgobananas:
clothes stores can make me so uncomfortable. it’s just all these titsy girls with their annyong squeeks ans squaks and all i want is to be in a record store or a book store which holds everything i love and none of those annoying girls.
Christmas
chaosinmymind:
wake up and realize it’s Christmas morning
walk down stairs
make my way over to my stocking
see santa ate the mince pies and rudolf ate the carrot
sit in front of the Christmas tree and stare at all the presents
Run around the house and realize no one else is awake
realize its actually 5 in the morning and I have to wait 2 more hours before i can open...
Things that piss me off if I think about them for too long:
Why is it okay for two women to have sex but not for two men
I know it’s nothing new but goddamn it society that’s fucked up.
“I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in...”
– Ronald Reagan (via criminalwisdom)
My mom says i'll always be in less trouble if I...
thisnigguhjordan:
When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out:
When I Tell The Truth Straight Up :
when my parents used to say, "Get off the internet...
shhhhjustcome:
reallynotcreativeenoughforthis:
when i got DSL it was like the second coming of Jesus for me
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White coworker: You're really good at this job but I gotta admit it still bothers me when people like you come to this country & take jobs from real Americans.
Me: Where do you think I'm from?
Coworker: I don't know what you are, but I know you're something. What are you?
Me: Native American.
Coworker: Oh... then I guess you didn't come here, huh?
At work. Made me feel stunned, angry, hurt.
This is just unbelievable to me. It's bad enough that people think this way, but I am astounded that they would actually let things like this come out of their mouths.
davidsylvian-:
sometimes I almost cry because I wasn’t around in the ’80s.
